I was recently asked what things annoy me, and this is what I've come up with (it's imperative that while you're reading this, you're giving me Dr. Cox's voice.):
The idea that everyone has a soul-mate. People who drive in front of me with their blinkers on who aren't actually turning. People who chew loudly. People who smack gum. Fat people. Lazy people. Glenn Beck. People who waste my time. Drama. Fundamentalist Christians who know nothing about what they believe other than the fact that they believe it. Spongebob Squarepants. People who like the TV show Friends. People who think they can see Russia from their house. Everyone in my high school graduating class. Dutch people. Mexicans with staring problems. Hail. Pads. Art class. Paul Walker. Traffic jams. People who buy brand new jeans with holes in them. Paris Hilton. Audible internet ads. Computer viruses. Republicans. Fox News. Socks. Shoes. My mother. Her mother. Your mother. Going underwater without holding my nose. Going underwater while holding my nose. Cigarellos. Oversized tweety bird t-shirts. Dial-up. People who scratch lottery tickets while there are other people in line behind them...waiting. The movie What About Bob. And......Hugh Jackman.
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You channel Dr. Cox quite well!! You've inspired me..I think I may have to write one of these too :)
ReplyDeleteHmm, I like Spongebob Squarepants. And Dutch people. Apart from those, with you.
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